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General Election 2024: Meet the Monster Raving Loony Party candidate [for Crewe & Nantwich] (crewe.nub.news)

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Crewe and Nantwich Monster Raving Loony Party candidate for the 2024 General Election, Lord Psychobilly Tractor, says "After 14 years of Tory rule, it's time for some loony change."

Lord Psychobilly Tractor, who lives just a short tractor drive from the constituency in Cheshire East, says Crewe is his favourite town to visit.

He told Nub News: "Our Loony policies promise to bring a breath of fresh, zany air to local politics.

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[–] blackn1ght 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Crewe is his favourite town to visit

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[–] Emperor 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Crewe is my favourite town to pass through

Better?

[–] blackn1ght 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Crewe is my favourite town to pass through very quickly without stopping with my eyes closed

I think we're getting closer

[–] Emperor 1 points 5 months ago

Ultimately, this is the Monster Raving Loony Party candidate, so his statements aren't supposed to make sense.

[–] Emperor 1 points 5 months ago

And here I was bemoaning the rather poor quality of names in the current list of candidates...