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TCP vs UDP (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by EfreetSK@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] realbadat@programming.dev 80 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well this is going in my "basics of networking" presentation.

[–] msage@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There is a bigger one, with more networking terms, but I can't find it right now :|

[–] realbadat@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you do find it let me know, I'd love to see it! I really do have about 20 hours of training in networking I give to folks, and since it's literally 20 hours of information, I like to put in fun stuff.

Like a picture of a facemask I added during COVID with "stay at 127.0.0.1, don't 255.255.255.255". Super cheesy but at least it's a mental distraction from information overload haha

[–] msage@programming.dev 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I believe it was this one link

[–] realbadat@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

Phenomenal, thank you!

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

could you share it to us laymen internet strangers?

[–] realbadat@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

Right now it's got some private info in there, but I've been meaning to make it sanitized to share, so I'll let you know

[–] manicdave 67 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I know a joke about UDP.

I know a joke about TCP too.

Did you get it?

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 5 months ago

I didn't get the first half, could you send it again?

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 17 points 5 months ago

I only tell jokes about UDP. I don't care if you get it.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

ACK

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So TCP ACK is the backwash?

[–] errer@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

No gross backwash with UDP, guaranteed!

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

I love slut protocols.

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Open all ports: Bukkake?

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website -1 points 5 months ago

BukakkIP

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Surprisingly accurate

[–] uhN0id@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This might be my favorite joke here yet. Best part is it's not really even a joke.

[–] nodoze313@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 5 months ago

UDP cares about the target, it doesn't care if it gets there, more like broadcast.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Maybe i have to disagree a little bit. UDP won't drop packets intentionally or TCP don't prevent dropping of packets.

So UDP is like an introvert who ordered pizza and got 4 of 6 peices but kept silent and eat what he got

And TCP is like the extrovert who complained and got the next two peices