I spent the whole day at my workshop, making sawdust, logged off and enjoying a local holiday. I arrive home and see that at long last the cheeto is fired and then I decide to go over my daily allowance of Twitter just to check out what's going on.

My feed is full of the most radioactive shitty excuses for human beings, one after the other. I just opened it right now to check it again, and here's what I got, in this order:

Ann Coulter, Mike Pompeo, Kyle Rittenhouse, Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Nikki Haley, Donald Trump Jr., Josh Hawley, Lauren Boebert, Donald J Trump Posts from Truth Social, Greg Abbot.

To what do I owe the pleasure of being presented with this absolute eldritch nightmare of a blunt rotation? Is this happening to anybody else? This is on my phone's Firefox browser, because I've reached the daily app time allowance, same as on my PC's browser.

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[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 76 points 5 months ago (2 children)

should not of been found guilty

speak english you dumb mayo

[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

Just a dumb oaf through and through

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 74 points 5 months ago (1 children)

To what do I owe the pleasure of being presented with this absolute eldritch nightmare of a blunt rotation?

my-hero

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

It really is the best example of how musk truly is a true believing moron that he's doing all this legwork for free for somebody running a competing social media platform who just said he was gonna outlaw your other main product like 2 days ago.

This isn't pandering or triangulation musk is just the same dumbshit groyper we've all been trying to avoid in real life for the last decade.

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Today is a miscarraige of justice. Donald Trump should NOT of been found guilty.

should NOT have* been found guilty. phoenix-smug

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

that mistake drives me nuts far more than it has any right to

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

me too 🫥

[–] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago

Too dumb for the Marines.

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 58 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A miscarriage of justice is technically an abortion of justice and therefore a murder of justice nerd

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 44 points 5 months ago

communists will read this and go hell yeah

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

why are you still using twitteeeerrrrr

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

too many neurons, getting CTE likely involves leaving home

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

get yourself a prion disease, it'll be better for you than twitter

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Sorry to kill the vibe. Your comment was funny but I must now info dump.

I watched a video of a man in the final dying stage of a prion disease. Really horrific stuff. Lost all motor control so he was just shaking violently, wide eyed, in severe anguish. But even within that, it was inspiring that the man decided to give his carer/family permission to record him for the sake of the advancement of science and knowledge. Truly selfless. I think about it a lot.

That said, I wouldn't recommend looking for it.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

First as debs

Second as trump-feed

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Two turds and a murderer

Opinion dismissed

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

because I've reached the daily app time allowance

take the hint: logout

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

[–] shath@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago

wow the website that's the a propaganda arm of right wing ghouls is doing that??

[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

You are in For You instead of Following. For You is the algorithm and it will give you stuff to get mad at in addition to people you follow.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

sure, but in my For You it's usually at worst liberals being recommended directly, this was just straight up a fire hose of shit lol

I was thinking that some funny little tweaks had been made to the algorithm

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

the head pedo my-hero is clearly seething, the promotion of ghouls for the next period of time is completely intentional

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I spent the whole day at my workshop, making sawdust

That can't be profitable.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

tell me about it, it's a tough racket

someone told me the other day that people actually pay you if you put pieces of wood back together in different shapes after you cut them, but that seems like nonsense to me... I'll have to look into it

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

saw dust does NOT make good breadcrumbs/panko, worst mistake of my life trump-drenched

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

try using it as parmesan cheese

[–] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 5 months ago

"Anyone know why I keep feeling like shit every time I drink poison?"

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

It's because they saw i voted for trump over 1000 times already using the identifications of dead norwegian people