Lord of the memes

Aren't both the husband and wife bearing rings?

It's getting late and I'm hangry.

"You pick the restaurant," she says. "Surprise me."

"No, not that one. That one neither. Maybe something more foreign?"

The classic dance where the woman doesn't say directly what she wants as that would be too bossy or needy and instead relies on giving the choice to the man but then guiding him to her predefined choice, but mostly leading to a lot of frustration on both sides.