I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.

[–] PhilipJFry@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:

What do you see here?

A greyish blob?

Yes! And this one?

A greyish blob?

Not... As right...

I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.

[–] certain_people@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I already did!

[–] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

A week WOULD be a little much…

[–] Loc_Nar@fedia.io 4 points 2 years ago

Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"

[–] minishoemaze@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

[–] behohippy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I hate these filthy neutrals...

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[–] torpel@u.fail 4 points 2 years ago

You guys like swarms of things, right?

[–] C126@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

[–] InverseParallax@voyager.lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/LpOIPb1_aCU

[–] BoiledOats142@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

[–] Ozma_of_Oz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Big. Fat. Hen.

[–] Jaxia@toast.ooo 3 points 2 years ago

For no raisin

[–] emptyother@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

[–] Leer10@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Assie!

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!

[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

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[–] torpel@u.fail 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Some folks call me Orange Joe

[–] torpel@u.fail 3 points 2 years ago

Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?

[–] foof@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

[–] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is 5:15 from Severance?

[–] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, although I do love that show. It’s from The Office US, it’s the time that the KGB returns.

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[–] sczlbutt@lemmy.pubsub.fun 2 points 2 years ago

Good news everyone!

[–] neverbeenbretter@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.

[–] lenkyl@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 1 points 2 years ago

"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."

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