you changed the result of the race by measuring it!
Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.
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Like a balloon, and something bad happens
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!
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Because of this post.
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Fun on a bun.
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Also "Ow, my sperm".
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