To shreds, you say?
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I'm 40% Futurama references
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
Oo oo
I'm having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
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My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".
My wife says "Shut up baby, I know it" regularly.
Two live full-time in my brain:
- "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
- "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."
If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
To shreds, you say‽
Good news everyone!
Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is
"Oh my, yes"
And the variation
"Oh my, no"
I use them weekly
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"
I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!
I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
No I’m ….doesn’t.
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
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Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!
Don't date robots!
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
PaZuZu
The professor calls out to his pet Griffin
I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.
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I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin
Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.
Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room
Stop exploding, you cowards!
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME
every time I save a password
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