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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

After that, he lead a army against Rome... Hannibal Lecter loved eating people and war elephants. He even brought the elephants over the Alps, and there weren't even ski lifts back then! But elephants can't survive in Italy, so Hannibal had to flee. Very Brave, but pathetic...

[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Why can't he focus long enough to make one full coherent sentence?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

he doesnt need to

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

It's just vibes

[–] drowns@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

You try munching Adderal and Benadryl all day and then have to say things to large groups of people. No serious try it, it's awesome donnie is having a great time im sure.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

HANNIBAL DIDN’T EVEN DIE I THINK

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

if this was the 30s people would just assume he had syphilis

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Its even funnier with context, orange man was complaining about mental illness and the places where they treat mental illness. He suddenly comes out with hannibal, which to my interpretation, implies that mentally ill people used to be funny/great? at least. ( He can't possibly think that hannibal is a real person right? )

Even if it doesn't make sense, mentioning a cult film like that will earn him votes.