The Itcher 3: Geralt of Rivia is searching for a topical analgesic after encountering mosquitos
Gaming
Final Antasy - RPG about an ant colony?
Meal Gear. Tactically finding the food machine without being spotted.
Horizon Zero Dan
Danny Sexbang in shambles.
Need for Seed
No no that turns into a hentai game not a bird game
Kerbal Pace Program: a game about getting little green aliens to run marathons
Sellaris: a game about being a salesman
Jeb running a marathon would be hilarious.
Dom Eternal
You play as Dom from the fast franchise and race demons
Poly Bride: Bride simulator
Ark souls, bunch of souls going on a journey.
Awk: Survival Evolved
It's a game about surviving the most awkward situations you could possibly get into as a modern school kid. Parents giving you the sex talk. Forgetting your gym clothes and having to do it in your underwear. etc.
And here I thought this was going to be post apocalyptic survival game where you play the part of a rogue AI forced to interact with its environment solely through awk commands.
Bloodbone - A really weird hentai game
Oman's Sky.
An app to view the sultanate night sky in real time.
Ass Effect. The whole plot is Miranda in that white jumpsuit.
ITMAN - game about eliminating software bugs and glitches.
Untitled Goos Game - What's that goo? Do you really want to know? Well you're gonna find out, and several others as well.
Okémon. Not as good as Pokémon, but it's fine I guess.
Ape Legends - a simian themed battle royale
Turk: Dinosaur Hunter
Brown Bear takes up a new profession
Antchamber - anthill simulation game.
Castevania : Start as a medieval serf. Speak out against society EVEN THOUGH YOU PARTAKE OF IT (you are not very smart). Try to hem and haw your way to becoming a Feudal Lord. First DLC is Primae Noctis!
Atman - Return of the Joker : You are Angry Joe. You have memberships to seven different gyms, and you use them all…HARD. You never wear a shirt. It is physically impossible. As soon as a shirt clears your neck, it kills itself. In this family-friendly brawler, you don’t have to punch or kick anyone! Your basic attack consists of you slapping your chest and saying, “Don’t @ me bro!” and kills everything onscreen in one hit!
A Boy and his Blo : No, wait, come back! I know what you’re thinking. But, that’s not it. See, in this case, Blo actually means cocaine! And fear not, capitalists! “Boy” does not get his Blo for free, certainly not! Instead, he makes use of a certain set of skills he has to “trade” for…ok I’m going to stop there.
Hosts n Goblins : A time management game where you try to be the perfect host, but to a party of stinky gobbos! They will make outrageous requests of you, such as, “What flavor is dis pet?”, “Stabbin forks not pointy enuf!”, “Me needs a patch o dirt for me stinkies”, “My other wheelbarrow is an orc!” and other zany remarks.
Ron Man : Ron doesn’t have any high-tech suits of armor, or magic powers, or special abilities. He’s just Ron. He goes about his day, doing Ron things. Could be fun for a short while, if you’re into Ron things.
Landtalker : You are a terrain therapist. Your clients are dirt, grass, and sometimes trees. They tell you their problems, you take their money. Level up and get access to new patients like sand, bushes, and rocks! Delve deep into their innermost fears! (Spoiler: it’s always erosion).
Pifall : Whole numbers? What is this, a baby’s game?
Sword of Soda : The Stevia is more dangerous than the blade!
StarTopics : The new forum aggregate that is making waves everywhere! Fight against the evil spez empire!
Allout 4,
A partying simulator (probably a bad one)
-COM : multi-awards domain management simulation. Looking forward the DLCs which should add ORG and NET TLDs !
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Battle Hess: you're an ecoterrorist and trying to take down Hess Gasoline.
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Pirate! Gold: you're a loan pirate, no crew, no support. Good luck finding your family and treasure.
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Ork: a classic text adventure, all about about going to Waagh!
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Liberal Crime Quad: You and your team have to commit crimes on the grounds of a school
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Ill of the Jungle: You're a woman in a jungle in a one-piece swimsuit. You get sick and have to find a place to puke while trying to save the Prince.
The itcher - Geralt of Rivia subdues monsters not through violence, but by scritches