We need to prove that the swimming pool is functional! (also that's kind of cute even if totally inapropriate, I love it)
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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Me too! I love his expression.
I honestly don't get it. Him being in the picture is inappropriate?
To advertise a house you usually choose clean, profesionnal looking pictures. That one looks like a vacation picture, it does not fit the tone I guess. Also house selling pictures don't have people in it. (no weird sexual meaning here, just wrong context for that picture)
no weird sexual meaning here
Too bad. Thanks for the explanation though
It's beautiful, I see why they included the picture.
Also, the flowers are nice.
He doesn't own the house. He's just a dude that hangs out and uses the hot tub. He's staying when the house sells.
He also dispenses heart containers to adventurers passing by.
I dunno I kinda want to buy the house more with a picture of this guy having a good hot tub time.
He looks so content in that pool, I want to feel like that, too.
You are just being jealous.
Jealous of a back deck with a hot tub surrounded by lovely flowers? Hell yeah I am! Even the dude looks like he’s be good company.
The look of contemptedness is meant to make you jealous so you want to buy the house and have what he has ! (this hapiness is unfortunately not tied to the hot tub, but now you can be in debt AND miserable in a hot tub)
I think you mean contentedness. You’re confusing content (being happy) with contempt (strong dislike or lack of respect). The sound fairly similar in English. I think it’s safe to say I’ll never own property, let alone one with a deck and hot tub! But I’m happy enough with a glass of wine in the bath 🛁
Darn it ! I doubted myself and changed it before posting. thanks for correcting me, I need it sometimes.
No problem! Your English is really really good - I checked your profile before I commented to check it wasn’t your native tongue!
Honestly this is adorable.
Bob for scale
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
My neighbor is doing FSBO right now. He posted 12 pictures of his house. 4 are inside, and they only cover the kitchen and main living space. No bedrooms, no bathrooms, no basement... I don't understand
Does it come with the man?
Stop making me wake up the baby with laughter 😆
Just so you know, that isn't the current homeowner. Bob and his family come with the property due to a technical loophole in the 18th amendment.
You can see he is quite happy with the arrangement.
What are the other 81 photos like though?!