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When a real user uses the app (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 months ago by roon@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 16 points 7 months ago

The engineer in the joke should have ordered some Bobby Tables for dessert.

[–] mdhughes@lemmy.ml 16 points 7 months ago (10 children)

This story is a lie.

There's no "computer icon". Dragging the System disk to trash ejects it on a classic Mac. If you burrow down into System, you can try deleting system files… which are locked and can't be deleted.

You can test this yourself on Infinite Mac

[–] ToxicDivinity@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

The story seems to be referencing the first time apple had regular people try it which may have been in a focus group or at some kind of publicity event. If this did happen I'm sure they made safeguards against it before selling it

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[–] warm@kbin.earth 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

QA today seems to just be releasing software in whatever state and maybe fixing it later.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

QA in large companies seems to be first to get outsourced or at best, contacted into temp positions. First to get mixed, too. It's the "skill-less labor" of the tech world.

In other words, blame the idiots in charge for not really investing in QA lol

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's the "skill-less labor" of the tech world.

Which is funny because you need a technical AND a creative person to handle QA.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Isn't it, haha. And yet I know a place that outsources it to slavic countries to save cash. I guess they're tech savvy, but as contract workers it's hard to say their dedicated to their craft.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 13 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I would be absolutely amazing at this job, I do this naturally, I am inescapably an agent of chaos.

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[–] bilb@lem.monster 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm a good enough software engineer that this isn't true. I bet I get paid a lot more than you. 😎

(The above statement is not a truthful statement.)

[–] backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi 8 points 7 months ago (7 children)

I'm so glad you can automate QA jobs

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Automated tests are cool, but they definitely aren't a panacea in place of humans

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