this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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You know what else rises to the top of liquid?
A turd.
Uh.. my turds sink. Is there a problem with my diet?
If they float, it typically means the person is consuming too much fat in their diet. Not always but moat times.
Which fits perfectly to the metaphor