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[โ€“] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Not after he immediately pardons himself

There's so many possibilities here for hilarious timelines, these trials are a gift no matter what the outcome

[โ€“] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I think the timeline could go like this:

Trump actually goes to jail and runs from prison -> Libs stupidly do everything in their power to make running from prison impossible, implausible, or illegal -> Republicans finally elect a competent fascist -> Fascist uses precedent set of throwing former presidents (or anyone) in jail to imprison opponents -> Liberals: shocked-pikachu

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