this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 19 points 6 months ago (8 children)

People on Twitter need to take a grammar course

[–] variants@possumpat.io 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I'm trying to understand what it says but it doesn't make sense

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Here's my translation attempt:

Imagine this as a stereotypical lame stand-up comedy routine.

"Counting Crows? Isn't that just murder by numbers? Thanks, you've been a great crowd! My name's Frances, I'll be here all week."

[–] Risk 3 points 6 months ago

Cleaner/clearer joke delivery would be:

Counting crows is just murder by numbers.

In my non-comedically talented opinion, of course.

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