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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 217 points 5 months ago (41 children)

Oh god this is me.

Arguing with a VP that their expectations aren’t realistic, our market is saturated and cost of are increasing.

“You’re just not being creative enough, 20% annual growth isn’t even worth me being in this meeting. Come back when you have bigger numbers”

Oh okay. I just spent a quarter doing deep competitive analysis on every project on our roadmap and backlog with detailed per line analyses, but sure, your gut knows more.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 89 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Isn't that just the most frustrating thing about working in the corporate world? People like us that look at actual data will never make it past being middle management at the highest. If you wanna make it to the top, you have to be able to confidently pull numbers from your ass.

[–] venonat@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 19 points 5 months ago

"Rich daddy who owns 10% of the company"

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

"Managing by walking around."

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