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submitted 9 months ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 209 points 9 months ago (19 children)

I propose a new, more threatening kind of control flow.

do {
  /* something */
} or else {
  /* you don't want to find out */
}

[–] gex@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago (11 children)

Some C++ style guides suggest the following naming convention for functions that crash on any error

OpenFileOrDie()

[–] Vorthas@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

One of the modules in a project I'm working on is called VulkanOrDie which always makes me crack up when I see it in the compilation messages.

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