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Anon enforces automotive safety (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kite@sh.itjust.works 62 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When I was a teen driver in the 90s, my rule was seatbelts or get the fuck out. If they fought me on it, I described to them in excruciating detail what my aunt looked like after a semi hit her car and she wasn't wearing a seatbelt. She was unrecognizable as a human being.. and she lived. Imagine looking like that while still alive. Put on your fucking seatbelt.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (3 children)

She single?

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

As in pieces?

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I too, choose this guy's barely alove aunt.

[–] Kite@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Widowed. Also, dead.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I can work with that

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

hell yeah, lfg