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What do you think guys (history-computer.com)

submitted 1 year ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

CREATE TABLE display (
    id INT PRIMARY KEY,
    display_property TEXT
);

INSERT INTO display (id, display_property)
VALUES
(1, 'block'),
(2, 'inline-block'),
(3, 'flex');

CREATE TABLE divs (
    id INT PRIMARY KEY,
    inner_html TEXT,
    display INT REFERENCES display(id)
);

INSERT INTO divs (id, inner_html , display)
VALUES
(1, 'div1', 1),
(2, 'div2', 2),
(3, 'div3', 3);

[–] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

.users {
  id: int !primary-key;
  name: text;
}

.users::insert {
  id: 1;
  name: "John doe";
}

@query (max: 10) {
  .user {
    display: table;
  }
  .users id {
    display: none;
  }
}

[–] moebius@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They both feel so wrong, I love it.

[–] Karfkengrumble@lemmings.world 8 points 1 year ago

I think I need to lie down.

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