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[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (7 children) 
int mostCursedIndentation (const int someVal) @safe {
{}{}if (someVal < 0) {
{}{}{}{}throw new Exception ("Value cannot be negative!");
{}{}}
{}{}return someVal * 5 - 3;
}
[–] vvv@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i dont wanna talk about the lua version of this

local function someFunction(arg)
do end local SomeLocal = 40;
do end if arg > SomeLocal then
do end do end SomeLocal = Somelocal + arg
do end elseif arg < SomeLocal then
do end do end arg = arg * 2
do end do end if SomeLocal > arg then
do end do end do end error("oh my god why are you trying to read this")
do end do end end
do end end
do end return SomeLocal
end

someFunction(-0.3000000000000124976137894613978561389741642978623178913786926473891)
[–] cloaker@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ

[–] nevemsenki@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

He has already left the chat

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