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Luigi Mangione’s sweater sells out at Nordstrom one day after court appearance (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I am legitimately shocked they're gonna let him go to court. The risk of jury nullification is too high, and people are ready to give him romantic power. If he ended up dead in his cell from a toilet paper noose, that would be a warning to the plebes to get back in line.

[–] JustAnIdiotPlsIgnore@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What? You're shocked they gave him due process? What was the other option?

Oh I see, are you saying they should have killed him in jail or something?

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 2 points 13 hours ago

Are you saying that won't happen mysteriously in a few years time?

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