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[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 12 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

I hope it includes that Froot-Loop scent they put in the urinals. Mmmmm...piss and cereal.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm hoping for the faint smell of old cigarette smoke that's permanently baked into every surface.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don’t forget puke and cocaine

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

But...what does cocaine smell like?

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Funny enough I asked a friend tonight and he said the same thing.

[–] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, o cocaine in dive bars. Some badly-cut heroin and a shared syringe.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Junkies stay home. Dive bar bathrooms are stuffed with cokeheads taking turns doing bumps. I should know. It’s how I spent most of my 20s and 30s.

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