1.) I could give two shits about what the internet thinks on any given subject.

2.) I am not movitivated to use the internet for fun things like gaming, anymore.

3.) I want to crawl into a hole and fall asleep forever listening only to the humming of a sweet old lady.

4.) I look into my own eyes and see nothing.

5.) ... I dunno... I check the fridge for cheese more often then I check my own text messages.

6.) I took up smoking again and I don't even feel bad about the possible slow torturous death of lung cancer that awaits me.

7.) If I hear a child I am instantly annoyed(please don't hate me I don't have any kids of my own)

8.)I cannot write any