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Notre-Dame Reopened To Fire (theonion.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Low Folding Chair Pulled Up To Corner Of Mar-A-Lago Conference Table For JD Vance (theonion.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy (theonion.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by srasmus@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future Debut Radical New Strategy (hard-drive.net)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Here Are All the Games That Merrick Garland Played Instead of Doing His Job (hard-drive.net)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns [Video] (youtu.be)
submitted 3 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Joe Biden Pardon’s Hunter After Being Told the Man Is His Son (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social
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American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday (theonion.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Anti-woke free-speech advocate disgusted to learn that his bathroom at home is gender neutral (newsthump.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Child dying from measles just glad he isn't autistic - The Beaverton (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by GrymEdm@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Bartlet, who says he used to enjoy Pokemon, soda, and being alive, tells everyone how great it is to be left totally defenseless against common childhood diseases from the 1940s.

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Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles (theonion.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Amazon's New Warehouse Robot Mocks Workers With Bathroom Breaks (isglitch.com)
submitted 4 weeks ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Latest AI Enhancement Includes 'Biological Function Simulation Protocol'

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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)
submitted 4 weeks ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by Joe Biden (newsthump.com)
submitted 4 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Absolutely Incredible Single Day Of Retirement (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Defiant Joe Rogan insists he’s not a propaganda asset, just actually this stupid (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Conservative Vows to End All Systems of Child Abuse Except Ones That Actually Exist (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 month ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Local Police Department’s Secret Santa Gift Exchange Entirely Made up of Punisher Merch (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 month ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Netanyahu Insists on Crimes Against Humanity During Game Night (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 month ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Dead Bird On Sidewalk Leads Man To Contemplate Own Inevitable Collision With Plate Glass (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by jbk@discuss.tchncs.de to c/theonion@midwest.social
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton (theshovel.com.au)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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God Looks 400 Millennia Younger After Infusing Self With Son’s Blood (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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