okmatewanker

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Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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The perfect road trip doesn't exi... (files.catbox.moe)
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lashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarnies (files.catbox.moe)
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I would of just laid a wreath at Clacton, but... (a.l3n.co)
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never surrender (feddit.uk)
submitted 1 week ago by flamingos to c/okmatewanker
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These are a few of my favourite things (a.l3n.co)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker
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Proper shop (in Preston, obviously)

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always time for some banter (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 weeks ago by flamingos to c/okmatewanker
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Real, btw

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The old boy next door asked me to help him stop getting Trick or Treaters round this week. Problem solved... (b.l3n.co)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker
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ive had it with the govt going after the less well off (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 weeks ago by flamingos to c/okmatewanker
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Some comedy writes itself innit (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee to c/okmatewanker
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luv me iron bru, 'ate black puddin, simple as (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 3 weeks ago by flamingos to c/okmatewanker
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Diana - queen of people's hearts, and daytime telly, and nighttime telly (a.l3n.co)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker
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Context

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im havin' non of it (feddit.uk)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by flamingos to c/okmatewanker
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Crosspost

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luv everton, luv israel, ate me missus, not a nonce (c.l3n.co)
submitted 4 weeks ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker
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Birmingham Travel Guide (lemmy.zip)
submitted 1 month ago by MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org to c/okmatewanker
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/24903252

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some propa civil discourse (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 month ago by flamingos to c/okmatewanker
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lads, is this real? (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 month ago by flamingos to c/okmatewanker
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UK Royal Rumble - who wins? (a.l3n.co)
submitted 1 month ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker
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Any tarts want some come down Wetherspoons 🍺☝🏻👍🏻 (a.l3n.co)
submitted 1 month ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker
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Sontar-ha!

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how you know lara croft is bri'ish (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 month ago by flamingos to c/okmatewanker
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Harmless in its time, it has since become another victim of wokeism (c.l3n.co)
submitted 1 month ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker
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...aaaand it's half price at The Works (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by HowManyNimons@lemmy.world to c/okmatewanker
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Boris Johnson's memoirs in a stack reduced from £30 to £15

£15 is still a bit much though isn't it?

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beebs tiktok anyone? (feddit.uk)
submitted 1 month ago by flamingos to c/okmatewanker
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Leave it Gary it ain't wurf it (feddit.uk)
submitted 1 month ago by Mr_Blott to c/okmatewanker
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Fish and chips AND broccoli! (b.l3n.co)
submitted 1 month ago by Emperor to c/okmatewanker
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The horror!

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some reform i can get behind (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 month ago by flamingos to c/okmatewanker
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