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[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 233 points 10 months ago (11 children)

How the hell do you manage to get banned from dating apps?

[–] chaogomu@kbin.social 151 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There might be a link between the bans from dating apps and the "not been in a long-term relationship"...

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 80 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Add another link to posting on 4chan. I'm sure they are just a SWELL.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 16 points 10 months ago

I feel like everything except their age can be traced back to no education.

[–] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sock With Exposed Lead Lining.

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[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 70 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Usually being verbally abusive toward "females"

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Why female is “in quotes”?

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's a derogatory when used as a noun.

Previous poster put it in quotes to show that OP probably used it that way.

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[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Who says "females" in that context? Usually a very specific subset of people who have "never been in a relationship" and make it other people's problem. Like, regular person would just say "women", hence OP quoting

[–] HeapOfDogs@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

"Hello bambinos"

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

My wife's best friend has been banned a couple times and is waiting to appeal her tinder ban again.

Although often justifiable based on the ways these guys have acted/spoke to her, it's usually because she's super ruthless in her response. A guy got mad she wasn't interested in just being a booth call after she said she's there for dates too, said she was after a free meal (paying hadn't come up yet, and she always pays for herself unless a guy insists) and so she tore into him. And she's brutal. Another had ghosted her after rescheduling on the date twice and saying stuff came up and that he's busy (days after the fact, no check in or nothing) and so she told him that's some horse shit and that he's a little bitch that needs to get his life in order if he's gonna stand somebody up twice after begging for a second chance.

She definitely could be nicer sometimes, but from what I've read from her it's no different than how I see a lot of dudes talk on there, I think those guys just got their feelings hurt more than standard tinder girls do.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (7 children)

So someone who can't control their temper got banned. The system works.

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[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I used to go to school with a lady that was perma banned from Tinder last year. My guess is she replied to creepy/perverted messages with enough hostility that they yeeted her straight off the platform.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

In all honesty I've gotten banned from a couple. Turns out they don't usually take account security super seriously. Stop using it for a bit, and suddenly it's sending out obvious scam bait messages lol

[–] Dra@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

Mental mal-adjustment

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 108 points 10 months ago (1 children)

oh no, the consequences of my inaction

[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 161 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Being banned from dating apps is probably consequences for their actions.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 76 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lack of license and being an alcoholic is probably consequences as well.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not having a driver's license could be either.

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 83 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This dude reads like a sociopath. The system works.

[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 43 points 10 months ago

Seriously. You need to really try to get banned from a dating app, let alone apps plural.

[–] Szymon@lemmy.ca 68 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I'm sure there are countless social or personal reasons for it, but kids having kids without being taught responsibility or how life works means you get a lot of unfortunate children growing up who were never taught about making plans and goals in life, nor are they provided resources to be successful past childhood when you're just expected to exist and nobody gives a flying fuck about you.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What did I ever do to you?

[–] Zirconium@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

turns to dust

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[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 16 points 10 months ago

probably said the N word too many times

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Then go do some stuff that will improve your life?

[–] Osirus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Yes, step 1. Stop drinking. Step 2. Get a job, any job. The rest fall in to place.

[–] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Methinks the last item on the list might be somehow affecting the others...but certainly life is just hell for this guy and there's nothing that can be done but type about it

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

OI! He doesn’t have a loisense to be lonely, git ‘im!!!

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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

I didn't know you even could be banned from dating apps

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 10 months ago

Hell, as always, is self made and fake.

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