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[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So is it blessed anime, or holy anime?

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 10 points 3 weeks ago

Don't let this distract you from the fact that the Pope still doesn't have a moe moe

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hmmm.

Are they ignorant to the "art" that will be created inspired by this, or was that their intention?

[–] moody@lemmings.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

They're using childish cartoon characters to attract young children to the church. I don't think they care who does what with the characters as long as they get more kiddies to diddle.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Really surprising it isn't a teenage boy.

[–] KonalaKoala@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

If there is an internet rule for every character there is a religion swapped version of that character, I'd like to see Pagan/Wicca versions of them like they have moved out of the bible belt (especially Texas) and into a mostly blue state where they can preserve their freedom of religion from certain religious nutjobs.

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[–] 01011@monero.town 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

We're about 5 years away from the Vatican releasing shotacon.

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[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

That priest looks stoked

[–] DimFisher@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, pedos do what pedos usually do

[–] Samdell@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

I hope this goes the same way as the Tony T Tiger VTuber career

[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yay! But wait, what?

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Rule 34 intensifies

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