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God the Jesus fandom is so utterly up it's own ass. What is this even about, Vatican 2 broke their spellcasting system so now they can't eat Jesus?
Good person: idk I just try to be nice to people and do onto others
Ex-Manhattan socialite who broke her brain doing too much coke: SO WE HAVE TO EAT JESUS
This is just like delicious in dungeon!
Delicious in Cave
That's how his body really disappeared
Hey he explicitly told them to eat his body.
Laois purposefully gets possessed so the power of Christ compels him, then Senshi ambushes Christ and cooks him into a holy burger
Yeah it's like Catholic ultraleftism: I'm the only smart one, everyone else is a dummy, so that's why Jesus closed the door for all of us to press the Eucharist button.
Catholicism 5th edition has been very controversial for being too simple and accessible to wide audiences, elitist players want to go back to 3.5
Cathfinder has a huge fanbase too
And like this isn't even a joke, this is a literal thing that happened to a religion with over a billion adherents and there are literally groups of them fighting over a rules revision. Ffs.
It's kinda bullshit that they removed the material cost for absolution, I get that it fits better thematically, but all these lowskill clerics are just spamming Redemption constantly with only one point in the Protestant subclass
We’re waiting for Vatican 3 to drop soon. It should clear everything up
I want to see another papal schism in my lifetime.
Poland was close to schism (possibly even double tiered) in 2000's but they managed to sort the pecking order and sphere of influences, so currently they just sit tight and count money.