The Onion

In a surprising twist that has sent shockwaves through the educational television community, beloved children’s entertainer Ms. Rachel has officially taken over Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood. The first order of business? Retiring the iconic overalls for a collection of cozy cardigans that would make your grandma jealous.

The announcement was made during a special episode where Ms. Rachel serenaded the audience with a heartwarming rendition of “Won’t You Be My Neighbor?” leaving millions of toddlers confused and nostalgic adults thrilled.

Read the rest of the satire news article here on TattletaleTimes.com

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Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials (www.theonion.com)

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Instagram Apologizes for Bug That Briefly Allowed Users’ Posts to be Viewed by Their Followers (thehardtimes.net)

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The Ten Commandments Are Trump’s Favorite of All the Commandments (www.nytimes.com)

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Almost fooled me, but I think it's satire.Link is paywall free but here's an archive link anyway.

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[Classic] 'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat' (youtu.be)

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Nobel Prize to Be Awarded to Forum User From 9 Years Ago With Same Niche Problem (hard-drive.net)

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Wealthy Canadians announce BMW X3 convoy to protest capital gains tax hike (www.thebeaverton.com)

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“Are There Other Fairies Like The Tooth Fairy That Pay Money For Human Body Parts?” Asks Child to Shocked Mom (lemmy.world)

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6-year-old Mark Buffet has posed a question that has left his mother, Nancy Buffet, both bewildered and concerned: “Mom, are there any other fairies like the Tooth Fairy that pay money for human body parts?”

The question reportedly arose yesterday morning after Mark found $5 under his pillow in exchange for his latest lost tooth, sparking an entrepreneurial curiosity about the potential fortune he could make if something like the appendix fairy exists.

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America's Roommates Launch 'One Vote Doesn't Matter' Campaign (youtu.be)

submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Just reviving this classic since it feels incredibly relevant.