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rednote is a great app. i never really got into tiktok but i love rednote.

I wish Trump was just honest about what he wants. At least Elon is honest and throws up the heil hitler.

You're cutting through a tiny neighborhood street at 40 mph you deserve all of the damage you just did to your dumbass sedan.

And now we all have to hear ZZZZOOOOOM SCREEEEE SMASSHAHASHASHSAHHASH it's music to my ears

I drive a small very low to the ground car and I have never once damaged it on a speed bump because I FUCKING DRIVE CAREFULLY ON SIDE STREETS holy fuck I wish a very swift "you no longer have a front bumper" to all "this neighborhood street full of children playing is my racetrack" enjoyers

https://xcancel.com.com/UFWupdates/status/1882240130624135225

"Wow so cyberpunk! Omg a train goes through a building!!! Wow it looks like I'm at ground level but I'm actually 20 stories up!"

Fuck, as a westerner who low key wants to go to Chongqing I am now owned :/

AN ACT TO ENACT THE CONTRACEPTION BEGINS AT ERECTION ACT; TO DEFINE TERMS; TO PROVIDE THAT IT SHALL BE UNLAWFUL FOR A PERSON TO DISCHARGE GENETIC MATERIAL WITHOUT THE INTENT TO FERTILIZE AN EMBRYO; TO PROVIDE FOR CRIMINAL PENALTIES; TO PROVIDE CERTAIN EXCEPTIONS; AND FOR RELATED PURPOSES.

 BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI:

 SECTION 1.  (1)  This section shall be known and may be cited as the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act."

 (2)  It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.

 (3)  Upon conviction of a violation of this section, a person shall be fined:

      (a)  One Thousand Dollars ($1000.00) for a first offense;
      (b)  Five Thousand Dollars ($5000.00) for a second offense; and

      (c)  Ten Thousand Dollars (10,000.00) for a third or subsequent offense.

 (4)  This section shall not apply to the discharge of genetic material:

      (a)  Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo; and

      (b)  Discharged with the use of a contraceptive or contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an embryo.

 SECTION 2.  This act shall take effect and be in force from and after July 1, 2025.

And then they look at me like I'm an absolute freak.

cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6812030

I'm sure everyone's heard about Musk's salute by now but this counts as this week's essay so here you go. We go a bit into why the ADL defends him. I think it's interesting but I'm biased of course :)

The fuck. It's behind a paywall so I'll never know.

Folks, you are not going to believe who just followed me on bluesky, my money problems are over!

https://bsky.app/profile/chengcharliescheng.bsky.social

Ugh...

Nope, no Nazis on that platform whatsoever nuh uh. Totally normal like to comment ratio!

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