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Global Constipation Treatment Market to Reach $27.5 Billion by 2030 (finance.yahoo.com)
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[–] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Fueled entirely by lemmy users after this month

[–] yukichigai@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

No shit?

...I'll see myself out.

[–] GunnarRunnar@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

So Greg is just trying find a cure after all.

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You really want this to be your reddit moment?

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would you rather it be two broken arms?

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait. What are my options?

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  1. 3 day no poop
  2. cum in a watermelon
  3. idfk...something that ends up with incest
[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago
  1. Jolly rancher
[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 year ago

I can live with it.

I can live with it.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

Good luck, @Greg@lemmy.ca

[–] LostCause@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao you guys are hilarious, so now we are having our first insider stories, this is great.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

They might be outsider stories by 2030 if we're luck.

[–] BendyLemmy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

That's a shit load of money!

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

The western diet sure does wonders for pharmaceutical companies' bottom lines.

[–] withersailor@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Unblocking the money spigot.

[–] csolisr@communities.azkware.net 2 points 1 year ago

And just in time for you know who!

[–] timtoon@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The chart: slava Pookraini 🇺🇦

[–] BathtubJoe@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Chinese constipation futures? Buy, buy, buy! Who knew we needed a DD on constipation medication, but the signs are here!

(Note: If it wasn’t obvious, I’m joking)

[–] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Another side effect in a world that eats too much meat and dairy.

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