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[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not if I swallow my French fries whole. ๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My dog who is very cheerfully bad decided to dig our potatoes we were growing out of the ground and eat them raw. He was very pleased with himself. I have no idea how he figured out how to do that.

[โ€“] jodanlime@midwest.social 12 points 3 months ago

Sniffed 'em

[โ€“] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your dog sounds lovely. I can only aspire to such antics.

[โ€“] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's the yelling one: https://i.imgur.com/Xh01sK9.mp4

Sadly he's pretty old now and dealing with some health issues but still pretty chipper.

[โ€“] fossphi@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

I kept saying that all pasta is the same, they kept calling me insane.

Vindication!

[โ€“] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 12 points 3 months ago

Erm, actually ๐Ÿค“ potatoes that are fried will have a different texture even in the stomach.

[โ€“] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mashing is mechanical digestion.

[โ€“] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

So is chewing.

[โ€“] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

[โ€“] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

But my anus can tell the difference.

[โ€“] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Even the raw ones?

[โ€“] Kcs8v6@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

I like how TikTok's capatcha does literally nothing. You can just zap it and nothing gets blocked.