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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

These idiots are going to learn why Pasteurization was invented.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The reptilian world government decided humans got too healthy?

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

Now, this is a theory I can get behind.

[–] pop@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

learn

That's the secret! They aren't going to