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[โ€“] eXAt@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Not my info but this year a classmate confided in me the following:

"it took an embarrassingly long time to realize that men have multiple holes on their penis".

I thought she was joking but she was dead serious, (she was from a very conservative family to put it mildly and had been withheld from sex-ed their entire life). For some reason they insisted arguing about it with me and the other guy present.

I was 22 and she was 21.

[โ€“] Tatters 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, if you are not circumcised then you have a hole in your foreskin (when it is not retracted), and you also have the hole in the glans. So, multiple holes.

[โ€“] SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But that's a serial hole, not a parallel hole?

[โ€“] pascal@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's very useful if you want to attach an old school printer or mouse to your penis.

Don't kink shame me bro.

[โ€“] david 1 points 1 year ago

At first I read that as an old printer from a school, and thought that was a very weird thing to want, but then I realised you meant a printer that was old school, and it all suddenly made sense to me!

[โ€“] jet@hackertalks.com 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah, the old for-loophole peehole !

[โ€“] Venus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where did she think the other hole was scared

[โ€“] Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] eXAt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I think the idea was two holes right near each other on the head, one for piss and one for cum lol

[โ€“] Studious_Gluteus@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

She may have confused it for female anatomy? I had a similar argument with a young woman about this.

[โ€“] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

...women have two holes, too. One for pee and one for all the vaginally discharges.