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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail? Is it time?Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Someday I'm gonna have a book in which the comic sounds like it's going to become controversial and then goes all in on stupid.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking outside the walled garden. So, here we are!Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Let us rise and make similar noises!Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon as a thankyou.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Some of the kids in my family once invented a version where you had to get one of each color in order to get through the final step, mathematically guaranteeing the game could never end. The didn't mind at all. I feel like there's a lesson here that I am too old to understand.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Panel three is my contribution to World Literature.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case you missed it, buyers get a free audiobook version read by massive dorkwad Phil Plait.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Ironically, I'm reading the new Derek Parfit biography as I post this.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it might leak blood on your tablets.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they all work out eventually.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The really distressing part wasn't the 3 hours spent yanking her cheeks, but the variations in pace from time to time.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm just saying, when the robots take over, if you're an SMBC reader I think you'll get a little leeway.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of winning.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Kids have precisely three fantasies: nurturing, power, and retribution. Adults are the same, plus sex and immortality.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You can of course remove the last name, but then you're causing less damage to a larger group. Figuring out how to maximize damage is left as an exercise for the reader.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Also are we 100% sure Hamlet wasn't a musical?Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Sure he's on an unrendered background but the angle on the shoes is perfect.Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be accused of being an AI.Today's News: