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$4M Connecticut mansion burns down after residents fry turkey in garage on Thanksgiving (www.usatoday.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/SaneForCocoaPuffs on 2024-12-02 23:13:07.
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Florida introduces bill to ban "weather modification" (www.newsweek.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/socialcreditor1984 on 2024-12-02 21:55:12.
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Orcas revive 'dead salmon hat' trend from the 1980s (vancouversun.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/emitremmus27 on 2024-12-02 21:06:29.
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"Whatever the case, I apologize", South Korea's president state, “If you tell me specifically what I did wrong, then I will apologize for that specific fact.” (english.hani.co.kr)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/badatthinkinggood on 2024-12-02 20:54:52.
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Misinformation expert used AI to draft testimony containing misinformation about AI (minnesotareformer.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Ganesha811 on 2024-12-02 20:46:24.
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Men Arrested At Texas A&M Game For Fake Construction Credentials With The Names “Harry Azcrac” & “Duncan McCockiner” (www.whiskeyriff.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Pleasant_One8771 on 2024-12-02 18:17:24.
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Jeff Bezos 'Acts Like He Owns' The Elite Neighborhood He Lives In, But Residents Say He's 'Not Much Of A Neighbor (www.benzinga.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/superbl00per on 2024-12-02 15:20:16.
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Sex workers in Belgium now have maternity leave and sick pay in world first for employment rights (www.cnn.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/straightouttasuburb on 2024-12-02 17:55:38.
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Former No More Lockdowns organizer sentenced to seven years for human trafficking (www.stratfordbeaconherald.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Buddyblue21 on 2024-12-02 17:23:15.
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Enron is back to launch crypto token focused on solving the energy crisis (cryptoslate.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/error521 on 2024-12-02 16:36:16.
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From threats to gifts: How Haitian gang leaders added TikTok to their social media arsenal (haitiantimes.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/urban_piktor2030 on 2024-12-02 16:30:09.
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Sinkhole residents may not be home for Christmas (www.bbc.co.uk)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/weavin on 2024-12-02 16:21:09.
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The Top 10 YouTubers of 2024: Inspiring Success, Luxury, and Achieving Goals (movrq.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Florence_Chloe on 2024-12-02 14:35:00.
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13 Year Old Boy Sues Parents for Sending Him to Africa Over Gang Allegations (globalbenefit.co.uk)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Less-Cap-4469 on 2024-12-02 11:53:18.
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Typhoo Tea rescued by vape maker (www.bbc.co.uk)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Kroooooooo on 2024-12-02 10:53:15.
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Dead patient's eye goes missing at Patna hospital, doctors say rat gnawed it (www.indiatoday.in)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Fan387 on 2024-12-02 08:40:34.

https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/bihar-patna-nalanda-medical-college-hospital-man-eye-missing-dead-negligence-2634581-2024-11-16

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More than 3,000 fake Gibson guitars seized at Los Angeles port (apnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/20_mile on 2024-12-02 04:12:50.
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Petition by RFK Jr. fan pushes Montreal to stop putting fluoride in drinking water (www.cbc.ca)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/DioriteLover on 2024-12-02 02:29:28.
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Oxford names "Brain Rot" Word of the Year (www.avclub.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/JeremyDaBanana on 2024-12-02 00:59:41.
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Rattled driver forced to pull over on Monash Freeway after tiger snake slithers up leg (www.abc.net.au)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Pigeonswee on 2024-12-01 22:23:16.
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Smooth chocolate bar wins British man £2 in compensation after viral post (www.abc.net.au)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/AdPuzzleheaded5189 on 2024-12-01 07:37:20.
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Donovan apologises to fans over Rocky Horror show (www.bbc.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/yodavulcan on 2024-11-30 12:30:28.
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Pedestrian deaths refuse to fall. Some blame the pedestrians (sfstandard.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/ChocolateTsar on 2024-12-01 17:04:21.
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Illinois firefighter accused of staging a house fire to cover up a murder — and a secret (www.cbsnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Le-Pepper on 2024-12-01 16:50:53.
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Fashion designer shocked her audience by dressing young Lebanese male models in army fatigues of the Syrian regime (www.arabnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/FarrisZach on 2024-12-01 16:27:34.
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