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New York woman blames Star Trek license plates for tens of thousands of dollars in accidental tickets (www.cbsnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/BiggieTwiggy1two3 on 2024-12-04 23:57:50.
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Cheryl Hines sells products with naked RFK Jr. showering behind her (thehill.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/rileydogdad1 on 2024-12-04 23:40:32.
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Cathay Pacific apologises over inflight Family Guy episode with Tiananmen Square scene (www.theguardian.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Least_Flounder on 2024-12-04 21:54:49.
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Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis doesn't feel bad for videos as he says women 'victimized' him (www.themirror.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/TheMirrorUS on 2024-12-04 21:17:29.
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Heron pooping on Ayr homes, not drone, says Waterloo Regional Police (www.therecord.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/gabbiar on 2024-12-04 18:44:49.
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Rescuers search for woman who may have fallen into a sinkhole while looking for her lost cat (apnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/NeurogenesisWizard on 2024-12-04 18:38:07.
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Top Iranian Politician Claims israel used Genies to kill Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah (www.rferl.org)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Octavian_96 on 2024-12-04 18:34:05.
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German island to end ritual of spanking women with cow horn (www.dw.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/karmafuture on 2024-12-04 17:43:02.
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Grandma Stabs Family During Thanksgiving Day Argument (www.newsweek.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/disposable_peasant on 2024-12-04 16:51:36.
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Man disrupts TV interview about women feeling unsafe in public spaces and refuses to leave (www.itv.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/asjonesy99 on 2024-12-04 16:25:17.
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Former Mayoral Candidate Arrested for Murder of Religious Sect Member After Vanishing in April (globalbenefit.co.uk)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Less-Cap-4469 on 2024-12-04 16:09:27.
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69% of Freshman Class Entered College as Virgins, Survey Finds (www.thecrimson.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/drak0bsidian on 2024-12-04 15:27:58.
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Anthem Insurance issues new edict to cap anesthesia coverage at a time limit (www.fox61.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/saintofhate on 2024-12-04 15:25:35.
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Ontario Man Arrested on Complaint Alleging He Exported Shipments of Firearms, Ammunition and Other Military Items to North Korea (www.justice.gov)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Fragrant-Energy2416 on 2024-12-04 14:54:28.
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Mom sues Mattel over Wicked doll packages with porn site link (www.theguardian.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Confident-Cat19 on 2024-12-04 14:39:05.
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Ohio Satanic Temple to offer religious program for elementary school students (www.theguardian.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/PrintOk8045 on 2024-12-04 14:32:12.
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Shotts killer who tormented victim's family "I'll be out aged 45" dies in prison (www.glasgowlive.co.uk)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/RunDNA on 2024-12-04 12:58:10.
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Death sentence upheld for property tycoon in Vietnam — unless she pays $9 billion before execution (www.cbsnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/AaronDotCom on 2024-12-04 11:46:49.
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Man has ‘finely tuned’ plan to find £500m bitcoin thrown in tip, Cardiff court told (www.theguardian.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Jacinda-Muldoon on 2024-12-04 09:45:54.
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Cathay Pacific apologises over inflight Family Guy episode with Tiananmen Square scene (www.theguardian.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/NeverEndingDClock on 2024-12-04 08:22:04.
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Cathay Pacific apologises over inflight Family Guy episode with Tiananmen Square scene (www.theguardian.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/CaptainDildobrain on 2024-12-04 08:20:17.
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British band Sports Team robbed at gunpoint on US tour (www.bbc.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/CountyBeginning6510 on 2024-12-04 06:30:36.
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Twelve U.S. Billionaires Now Have a Combined $2 Trillion (inequality.org)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/BiggieTwiggy1two3 on 2024-12-04 03:06:52.
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Road rage driver accused in deadly Las Vegas Strip shooting threatened woman with gun months earlier after cutting line: police (www.8newsnow.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/vt9876 on 2024-12-04 02:42:34.
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Tesla Cybertruck Immediately Dies in Canadian Winter – Owner Bricks the Truck Trying to Use the Defroster, Says “In Love to Heartbroken on the Same Day” (www.torquenews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/la_de_cha on 2024-12-04 02:35:29.
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