z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago

She's banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Help I'm trapped in a guitar

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago

They ~~live~~ die

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 8 months ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago

So embarrassing

[–] z500@startrek.website 18 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I'm already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it's basically whizzing past us

[–] z500@startrek.website 18 points 8 months ago

I love how he's in the show for all of two episodes and it's enough to make a meme format out of

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