z500

joined 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

[–] z500@startrek.website 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Daim, that's a sweet erth

[–] z500@startrek.website 75 points 7 months ago (7 children)

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you're blind, it's a possibility.

[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 7 months ago

New atoms, same old bullshit

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

My sister's tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn't have much going on up there.

[–] z500@startrek.website 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they're more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

[–] z500@startrek.website -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's why I said it would only be kind of nice lol

[–] z500@startrek.website 0 points 7 months ago (5 children)

If he absolutely must be elected president, it would be kind of nice if he kicked the bucket after just a few minutes in office

[–] z500@startrek.website 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!!!

[–] z500@startrek.website 18 points 7 months ago

Vomit landed on: laundry basket.

[–] z500@startrek.website 13 points 8 months ago (11 children)

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

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