Daim, that's a sweet erth
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pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam
If you're blind, it's a possibility.
New atoms, same old bullshit
My sister's tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn't have much going on up there.
Maybe they're more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles
That's why I said it would only be kind of nice lol
If he absolutely must be elected president, it would be kind of nice if he kicked the bucket after just a few minutes in office
Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!!!
Vomit landed on: laundry basket.
Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long