overview for z500

Whats the nost bizzare local story from your city? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] z500@startrek.website 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It's extremely rare, but it does happen.

Rulegious in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 9 months ago

Athy, athier, athiest

Three pigeons walk into a bar... in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

Same.

We don't have Mt. Dew, is Surge OK? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"You guys are still staffing window 1?"

the katt in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thank

Do bobcats know what 'pspspsps' means? in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 16 points 9 months ago

Bears are basically just giant dogs, it's not fair

Special delivery in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry your ice cream doesn't have any sugar in it

This is the way! in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nice, very trochaic

Jennifer Lawrence in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 9 months ago

If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that's not your girl

[OC] Shadow in c/abstractphotography@lemmy.ml

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

This would be a great album cover

YKINMK and SALS in c/tumblr@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My Kink Is Proper Application of Title Case Rules, Stupid As They Are

Rate my selfie in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

12/10

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like