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Think of thrillers more like rollercoaster rides - they’re fun because they’re exciting and sometimes scary

Horror is more like haunted houses, they’re fun because they’re scary, which is sometimes exciting

This is the interesting thing about genres - they’re often abstract and can blur definitions easily. The same way we don’t consider a hot dog or a pop tart a sandwich, even though you can often find the definition of a sandwich in each.

I never get these comics but oh man are they funny

So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…

Holy fuck his radioactive body is buried in a lead-lined coffin!? What if Superman needs to check if he’s revived as a mutant zombie?

IT’S NOT TOO LATE

HERE’S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN THE 2016 ELECTION:

no read ಠ_ಠ

only trans god junk ಠ_ಠ

I, too, crave sauce without borders

The problem with these charts is that it all varies so much from person to person. I would put the entirety of the waist to the back of the knees as red. Nothing sucked to me as much as the back of the thighs and butt.

Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral

It is because I already did

Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside

Low butt-crack syndrome affects millions of people, it is nothing to laugh at. We’re tired of our butts being the butt of every joke!

It was a dude named Morflak. Straight up ran in there with a bomb and a torch. I wasn’t there but my grandfather was. Almost lost Helms Deep that day