Me: We haven't evolved much in 800 thousand years. Can you please make me stop craving sugar?
Brain: Do drugs, get mad for no reason
Me: what
Brain: Here's a dream about having sex with Barney the Dinosaur
ooooh shiny
I was wrong, I shall edit my comment
Is this a Terrance and Phillip reference
"I'm 14 and don't speak English! Please don't turn me into an unwilling concubine and forbid me from seeing my parents ever again!"
The fate of this Pocahontas is far far more merciful than the fate of the real one.
~~No wars were won in an enclosed space~~ <-- i was wrong see below
This lack of concern for our neighbors was crafted by the elites so that we won't organize against them.
When we're hurt, angry, scared, broke, stressed out, we become selfish, like animals backed into a corner.
The elites have studied this and they know exactly how far they can push us before we fight back. They are keeping us hurt and angry so that we won't work together and they stay in power forever.
Dark Souls
I've never played any of the games, but the wikis have so much reading material I can stay engaged for hours.
It's a universe populated by unfathomably evil undead beings. They farm humans for their flesh and their souls, and there is no chance humanity will ever free themselves.
It's an incredibly dark setting, but it's hauntingly beautiful. What kind of society would these creatures develop? Architecture, art, religion. Their civilization is an anathema to us but that's why it's so alien and captivating
~~ELO is a term used in ranked competitive video games. Part of this author's sense of humor is that tinder is a ranked game~~
edit: see correction below
There's a whole section of pornhub dedicated to it, if you get bored
Screaming, crying, throwing up
So cute SO CUTE