mannycalavera

Maybe within the Tory party, for sure. I can believe that. But does he not want the Conservatives to be electable in a general election scenario.

I'm not trying to be funny, but isn't this exactly what Labour did with the Corbyn years? Appealed to what looked like a large majority of their membership that turned out to be spectacularly unpopular at a general election level.

I cannot believe the Tories want to repeat this lesson. I mean, if they want to be out of office for a decade then that's cool with me.

Ancient flag shagging Tories...... Hard Left Labour unions..... With these powers combined they become:

CAPTAIN BREXIT! He's their hero. Gonna bring the UK down to zero. Did a skid. Killed a kid. And crashed his balls on a dustbin lid.

Light switch Spider. Can turn your lights out in an instant. Fucking deadly!

To a certain extent I understand courting the fringes of your party every now and then. But for the life of me I don't understand making that cohort the main goal of your increasingly nuttier and nuttier rhetoric.

What is this electoral calculus?

You won't need Strava to know Joe's at the ice cream parlour. Pffffff.

🤣 fucking keyboards. 👍

Prescott by the side of the ring with a towel over his shoulders.

You can do it, lad! Get in there!

Edit: fat fingers

In a response to queries from The Journal, the company said for the first time that its Irish workforce is not involved in any work with the IDF.

Well obviously... Unless the IDF want help avoiding tax.

WTF is that headline? Are these guys on crack or something?

Willy Rukker sounds like a nickname you'd give a Christian Camp Guardian.

Careful, Lance. Make sure you're not left alone in the paddling pool with Willy Rukker. He's not right. He's not right in head, they say.

And now to other news. The Labour member for Runcorn and Helsby has been filmed giving his constituent.... a helping hand to the ground. BOSH! More news at ten, back to you Kate.

A lot of (all of what he's suggesting) is nice in principle but totally unenforceable.

Instead of fines, he'd do better to improve social respect and pride in your community at a young age such that you grow up considerate of other people you have to share a community with. But that will probably be decried as child abuse or something.