TurtleFantasy

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What names are you all rocking? in c/helldivers2@lemmy.ca
[–] TurtleFantasy@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Prophet of Truth, I'm not original

🍲πŸ₯ͺ󠁿 in c/internetfuneral@lemmy.world
[–] TurtleFantasy@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

That's okay Pri we'll fix it, HALF RIGHT

*Permanently Deleted* in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] TurtleFantasy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

100% that counts

On culinary crimes in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] TurtleFantasy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're thinking of Dihydrogen Monoxide, 100% of people who ingest it die.

The factory was on fire. in c/technology@hexbear.net
[–] TurtleFantasy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seriously who would call the CEO first? The worker is not in the wrong because he was probably panicking, but Elon is not going to be the guy to get you the immediate help you need. Regardless of that fact, I'm sure Elon could've done something and the steps he took afterwards really dictate his character in this situation. smh everyone sucks here.

My lemon harvest in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] TurtleFantasy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

This is unsettling in ways I don't understand

A new kind of dinosaur is found! It’s going to be called _____ in c/askouija@lemmy.world
A new kind of dinosaur is found! It’s going to be called _____ in c/askouija@lemmy.world
Middle schools brutal in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] TurtleFantasy@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cap women dont poop