Too late. He's yours now. We aren't taking him back.
Baggins
I cannot imagine they’d just let a comedian go up there and have absolutely no idea what he was going to talk about
Have you listened to, or read, any of Trump's word salad?
Sorry, Gaffer.
Not just the last one - this has been going on for decades.
To be fair, he wasn't the government.
Some of those ideas are rather good. No way it'll work though as people are just entitled arseholes now and don't care about anyone but themselves.
Nice try Gandalf
'Don't pay it.' One of his most used sentences.
And complaining about being ripped off? Well, he ought to know about that.
He's probably already got it. Do it for the money!
I bet he only went for the free food.
That's how his Department Of Government Efficiency will save billions.
Misery and death. If he gets death first, he'd miss out on the misery.
'It's not a lie, if you belive it'. George Costanza