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My current favorite is "Phillip Mypants"

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[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The classics:

  • Mike Hawk
  • Mike Hunt
  • Ben Dover
  • Seymour Butts
  • Hugh Jass
  • Wayne King
  • Buster Hyman
  • Drew Peacock
  • Pat McRauch
  • Phil McCracken
  • Jack Mehoff
  • Richard Head
  • Anita Koch
  • Amanda Bone
  • Connie Lingus
  • Jenna Talia
[–] MrsDoyle@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they'd phone her up say, "Is Mike there?" She'd say she was new & didn't know. "Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone's seen Mike? Last name Hunt." "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Cue applause from the whole room.

[–] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

I used to work with a Michael Hunt. Brilliant guy and normally pretty chill, but woe betide anyone shortening it to it's diminutive form. I accidentally called him Mike once and he literally never responded to me again.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe's bar ..

Hello is there an Amanda there?

Uh .... I don't know, let me check.

Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.

OK ..... HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? .... AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS!!!???

bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Why oh why can’t I find Amanda huggankiss?

Maybe your standards are too high!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

WAIT A MINUTE!!! .... WHY YOU LITTLE!!!! ... WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU ... I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT TO PAINT MY BOAT!!!!

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Such a classic.

[–] amelia@feddit.de 2 points 7 months ago

Sounds like a great workplace.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Some more classics from dumb radio shows I’ve heard around:

  • Haywood Jablome
  • Dick Biggenicci
  • Oliver Klozov
  • Jackie Knoff
  • Matt Stirbader
  • Anya Niece
  • Mike Oxmall
  • Bea Shermeet
  • Saul Teaload
  • Ilene Eulich
  • Eaton Beaver
  • Dixie Recht
[–] ReCursing@kbin.social 40 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

That’s just cruel

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 10 points 8 months ago

The friends his dad buys are going to call him Alt-0198.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

Bartender Moe nods and cups his hand over the phone and turns to the bar ...

IS THERE AN IMA HERE????? IMA!!!???? Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt????

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 15 points 8 months ago

Heywood Jablome

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I had an Uber passenger called McLovin the other week

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Did u check his ID, make sure he's 18 ?

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This actually happened to someone I know. Which is why he signs his name 'Porl' instead of 'Paul'.

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Terry Wrist for a friend

Peter Ian Staker for myself

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Al Kyder and Terry Wrist

The Chasers War on Everything

https://yt.cdaut.de/watch?v=4wK_yQ6p8hU&local=true

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Super McBatman

Ahegao Schlockthrocktopus

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

cock wizard

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

Streetlamp Le Moose

[–] OxidantZero@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Peter File

EDIT: Source "The IT Crowd"

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Torb Borbson

[–] Vej@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago
[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

Thurman Merman.

[–] Dabundis@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

John Goff (his friends call him Jack)

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dick Cock

Go ahead. Change his destiny.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I went to school with a Dick Willy Alcock (pronounced all cock). He was an angry boy

I wonder whether Richard William Alcock uses internet boards like this.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Donald J Trump

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Simpsons' writers running out of prank call materials, here to farm

[–] jehreg@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I actually know a "Max Johnson"

[–] elbowgrease@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

a little blunt, but there's the classic Boaty McBoatface

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Sukha Madeek

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[–] tfowinder@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago
[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

Weiner "Baloney" Schnitzel

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago

Johan Dandifop.

[–] nezbyte@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] loopy@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

My high school teacher was named Richard Face. That pretty much writes itself.

Or β€œIhave Noname” or β€œWhatis Yourname” would probably cause some confusion.

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Myfriends Now Injail

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