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Austrian incest monster Josef Fritzl wants to move to the Highlands and 'roam free' (www.pressandjournal.co.uk)

submitted 8 months ago by Emperor to c/scotland

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According to reports in The Scottish Sun, Fritzl has said that if does get out, he wants to move to the Highlands because of its “spectacular scenery”.

He got the idea after watching a documentary about Shakespeare in his high-security prison.

He said: “I was filled with this wonderful, uplifting feeling, this sense of inspiration for this fantastic culture.

“And it was then I knew that when I get released, it is not Austria I want to stay, rather I want to emigrate to the UK.

“Above all I want to roam free on the wild Highlands of Scotland.”

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[–] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Incest Monster" is also the worst RPG encounter

[–] Emperor 3 points 8 months ago

Roll for anal circumference.

[–] JimmyChanga@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Come to Scotland, we'll set about you!

[–] Emperor 4 points 8 months ago

Jings!

[–] Hossenfeffer 2 points 8 months ago

Bampot.