this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2024
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Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.
Depends on the delivery method.
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In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.
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In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are red.
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In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.
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In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.
At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷
In sync you can choose to have either!
Pretty sure you can customize it in most clients. I just listed the dark mode defaults in the clients I currently have installed to indicate how an orange updoot can easily be Lemmy-correct 😁
Sync's the one that's only for Apple devices, right?
Nope, using it on Android right now. I think it's pretty nifty.
Why so many clients? One per account?
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I misread that first one as Connecticut and had to wonder what's going on over there.
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Too lazy.
I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.
Mom - "Stop playing your video game, it's time for dinner."
Son - "But I'm not hungry"
Mom - "Don't tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands."
I intensely dislike you right now.
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Amazing
Why the fuck would you say that
Imagine what it would sound like spoken aloud with flaccid teeth...
You're welcome.
Ah, the ol dickteeth.
Delete this
There would definitely be sexual implications
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Never blow someone while hungry!
Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks
Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.
Wouldn't appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?
The point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people's teeth hard for the entree.
It'd be like a gustatory strip tease
Ya'll must have some strange eating habits. I'm usually hungry before I eat...
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The invention of blenders would have brought about a global obesity crisis if they werent immediately stigmatized as a sign of dental disfunction.
This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.
Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain
Maybe we'd start looking at pictures of food to get "in the mood" before brushing... food porn
There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.
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Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
So I can't eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I'd go for it.
Making out would be amazing!
Imagine having to go to the dentist to get your erectile disfunction treated
That's my secret...
I'm always hungry
Sounds like a fun idea for that movie Everything Everywhere All at Once
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Put the request on github for the next release
This sounds like it would make a good nightmare.
Thanks I hate it
Wait, that's not normal?
I'm betting my man would be pretty happy and keep me well fed.
I don’t know how to recover from this
Imagine the oral fetishes that would come out of this
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