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Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Stacking up colorful bricks

going over double the highway speed limit with a fully loader semi-truck

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid

Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.

arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅

honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch

Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

aggressive spelling

war crimes. Played hoi4 as Yugoslavia. Beat Bulgaria, Italy and France in 2 hours.

Illegal Gambling

Killing Void Creatures by invoking the power of thunderstorms.

Thinking about it, probably either an illegal rave party or an illegal epilepsy test

(storm totem shaman in Last Epoch)

For fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.

Founder, help us.

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine

Winning the treble with Spurs

Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.

If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.