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Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

killing zealots

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Necromancy

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Killing gods

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Speeding (STK)

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

Spreading managed democracy.

jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting

(Balatro)

(roblox flee the facility) freezing people in tubes and violence

Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)

Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France

Nuking Pasagardae

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)

Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF

vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)

Illegal Gambling