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Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

Throwing darts at balloons

Punching trees

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

reckless driving

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

I guess I'll be arrested for trying to resist the Absolute.

Cheating at Poker

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons

Animal abuse

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions